I’m that asshole

Every so often
there comes along
some asshole
who writes a song
about fucking your mom

Well I’m that guy
and that’s what ill do
ill fuck your mom
and Ill fuck you too

Smash it on Monday
two for Tuesday
ill fuck your dad too
if he gets in my way

Got your whole family bent over in rows
I know you don’t like it
but that’s how the song goes

Just when you thought it was over
like some bad dream that you had
I married your mom
now you gotta call me your dad

Which leads to the last part
and I think it’s the best
when I fuck you now
its technically incest

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